Surviving London is a HOW2 video aired July 13, 2016 when Orange survives London when Pear said that there are no hotels on the Bells of Notre Dame, and at the end of the video, an Orange stick of TNT ends up singing a song about broken bridges from a twist of the rhyme "London Bridge".
Annoying Orange - HOW2- How to Survive London
Number of Steps[]
Step 1: Get your luggages packed (Pear)
Step 2: Board the plane (Pear)
Step 3: Locate London for the first time as you plan (Orange)
Step 4: Survive a hotel on the Bells of Notre Dame (Orange)
Step 5: Locate the towers of London (Orange)
Step 6: Turn the towers of London into TNT (Orange)
Step 7: Sing a song about broken bridges (Orange)
Transcript[]
Pear: Welcome to HOW2. Minions Van Sertima wants to know how to survive London. Step 1, get your luggages packed. Step 2, board the plane.
Orange: Step 3, locate London for the first time as you plan. Step 4, survive a hotel on the Bells of Notre Dame.
Pear: Orange!!!
Orange: What?
Pear: Orange, there are no hotels on the Bells of Notre Dame. Maybe we can move on to another topic?
Orange: Another topic is step 5 to locate the towers of London!
Pear: Okay, so that's not untrue. You will be able to go on a vacation on London.
Orange: If not weak enough to step 6, turn the towers of London into TNT! (brides explode)
Pear: Orange!!!! (groans) Are you done now?
Orange: Almost. Just one more step to go. Step 7, sing a song about broken bridges with TNT!
Pear: Oh, no...
Orange: London Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down. London Bridge is falling down, my fruit Passion.
Orange/Orange TNT: Build it up with wood and clay, wood and clay, wood and clay. Build it up with wood and clay, your washed away! Build it up with iron and steel, iron and steel, iron and steel. Build it up with iron and steel, to bend and bow! Build it up with elephant butts, elephant butts, elephant butts. Build it up with elephant butts, stinky bridges! Build it up with TNT, TNT, TNT, build it up with TNT, London's exploded!
Pear: Build it up with TNT...wait, wait, wait a minute!!! That's no bridge on London, that's just TNT!!! (boom)
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